Week 24
Humour: The Wisdom of Children
NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us
stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling
from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back
seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
HONESTY: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the
bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the
toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and
said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this
one out too, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days
ago."
OPINIONS: On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The
opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those
of his parents."
KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get ketchup out of the
jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-
year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister,
Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added,
"Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the
bottle."
DRESS-UP: A little girl was watching her parents dress for
a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she
warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why
not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a
headache the next morning."
SCHOOL: A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother.
"I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
BIBLE: A little boy opened the big family bible. He
was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up an
old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama,
look what I found," the boy called out." "What have you got
there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice,
he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
If you come across great jokes, puzzles or one-liners
please send `em along. Go ahead, make me smile
- I dare you! tony@pocomed.com
21/08
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